Marissa Kultgen

Help. I've been trapped. I don't know why. But I'm being held hostage until I finish updating my page on this website. So here I go.

Hi. Marissa here! ...uh... I like cats. Okay, so, uh... I am really bad at talking to people pst... can you say antisocial.

Okay let's start at the beginning.

I was born on July 30th, 1994. I live in Greenbush, but... *drumroll* funfact! My adress is Glenbeulah. So yeah. Confusing right? I have many cats. I don't plan on being the next great crazy cat lady. Hmmm. I go to Plymouth Comprehensive High School, aka PCHS, and to the students at the school, PHS. That's right I'm a lazy American, much easier to not say that pesty little C.

Onward! I have one brother, one really annoying brother... alright, I guess he's alright, his name's Austin Kultgen. I have a sister too, but she doesn't really matter because she doesn't get a fancy dancy link on this website... yet.

I really enjoy music. I play too many instruments. I am going to major in Graphic Arts at Marian College. Get a job, and hopefully not drown in today's economy.

EDIT: I graduated from PHS in June of 2012 unfortunately leaving the Jolly Pranksters team for new adventures. But that doesn't mean they aren't awesome anymore! Keep watching as our team grows! Peace, Marissa out!

EDIT, EDIT: I refuse to conform to societies wishes and will not talk about my favorite games to play in comedy sportz. Shoutout to individualism! YOLO! Sue me.

Random Funfacts!

-I absolutely adore videogames.

-My favorite videogames are the Portal series and Final Fantasy IX and VI

-I am an Avatard and love the Harry Potter Series

-I wish I was as cool as the people at Roosterteeth (Rooster Teeth?, further investigation needed)

-I want to be an astronaut, really, really bad.

-My dad and I listen to Polka at exceptionally loud volumes in the car with the windows down.

-I love tacos, and juice, and I want a pet Chocobo