Lucas "Insert Nickname Here" Collard



So you wanna learn about me? Well seeing as this is a comedy page lets start with a lame joke?

Q: "what do you call a comedian with no cash?"

"what"

A:"Me!" ahahahahaha had enough? well have no fear! for the boring bio is coming hence near.

Lucas Collard was born in millwaukee on December 12th 1996, He moved to Plymouth In 1st grade and has been there ever since. He currently attends Plymouth Comprehensive High School as a Sophmore. Lucas decided to join comedy sportz after hanging with the team before play practice and realizing that he really liked it. Now in no modesty or truth at all he has become the most vital player on the team. Ha ha, just joking...No I wasn't.

Lucas's favorite activites and sports are; Swimming, trap shooting, band, comedy, camping, canoeing, and laughing at his own jokes until he cries. He loves to hang and play with his friends Jimmy Balistreri, and Jonathon Giedeon. Lucas especially likes to talk to jimmy in big words untill he curls up on the ground.

Lucas's favoirite games are; Forward-Reverse, Weekend At bernies, and, switch interveiw. His favorite quotes are: "Gotta get my daily dose of Jesey" "welcome back to the politics channel were we sit around and make up crap untill you give up and turn of the t.v" and ...well, yeah thats it.

If you ever meet lucas, Be ready lo laugh uncontrollably. also be sure not to get too close, or he might lean on you, and try not to strain your neck looking so far up.

And by this I mean he is a giraffe.

No, seriously.

You should see this kid.

He's freaking tall.

Once I saw giraffes licking the poles in their habitats at the zoo.

It was weird.

You should go to the zoo sometime and see it.