Jimmy "Insert Brain Here" Balistreri

 Jimmy Balistreri was born a long time ago. Longer than he has been alive. He is currently a freshman at Plymouth Comprehensive High School. He has been doing Comedy Sportz with the Jolly Pranksters for a few months. He also did Comedy Sportz at a talent show a few years ago with Christopher, Jonathon, Jennie and Alex. Jimmy's favorite game is Weekend at Bernie's, as long as he is not the last one standing. He has been called creepy by nearly everyone he knows, but he prefers to think of himself as fun, in a mentally crazed sorta way. He has also been called a great corpse. He enjoys video games, camping, mission trips, and poking dead things with a stick. He does not have a job and doesn't make any money, so giving him your pocket change would be appreaciated. He has no real idea of what he wants to do with his future, and is open to suggestions. If you ever have a conversation with Jimmy, do not use large words because he is likely to become very confused, fall to the ground, curl up in a ball and roll around if you do. He is also a walking medical bill, so do not attack him with a blunt weapon, please. And, in case you haven't noticed, he likes to talk in the third person. :p Jimmy Balistreri