Kelly Pocian

Kelly “the magic” Pocian is probably the most valuable player on the team, having no sense of shame. She is also very innocent, having blurted out a naughty word at tournament, not realizing that it was, in fact, naughty. Kelly enjoys sitting in fire pits squawking at other birds. She also makes perfectly timed cricket noises. Her vocal range is the highest in the world and the lowest in the world. I saw her break a window once just by singing her ABC’s.