Jonathon Gideon

Hi! Jonathon is a stupid sophmore that still has to fill out his own page, but you know what? That's all right because Jonathon is a great group of organs that won't make him regret doing this himself isn't we?

Nope!

Soooo, what can I say about Jonathon.

Hmmm. He likes to pretend he is a ninety year old woman that "sells fish to working man" named Peggy Vee. No joke. Check facebook. You can be her friend and wish her happy birthday and everything. When he pretends to be Peggy he uses the most high pitced voice I have ever heard come from a guys vocal cords.

You don't believe me.

I'm being serious this voice could break glass.

He's pretty weird.

And has no life.

And talks in third person.

Hmmm. I don't know what else to write on here so have a link to a youtube video.



...*wipes tear off cheek*

Wasn't that so beautiful?

I know makes me cry everytime.

Anyway back to Jonathon.

He likes the smell of poo in the morning and his embassador Peggy.

Pssssst. They lick amygdalas together.

They're really weird.

The end.